She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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