We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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