I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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