I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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