don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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