Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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