Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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