So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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