Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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