Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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