guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My bed smells like the plague
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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