the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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