don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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