I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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