I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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