good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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