508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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