I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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