i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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