I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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