That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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