Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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