The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I bet he comes in French.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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