what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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