I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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