At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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