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He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you inspire me to be a worse person
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
It's never too late to be topless.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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