from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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