This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I met the friendliest cop last night
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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