Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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