i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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