Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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