sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize