Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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