Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You dont lie about slip and slides
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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