Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
he had hair everywhere except his balls
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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