in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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