I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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