Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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