Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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