And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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