I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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