Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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