Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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