Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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