I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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