Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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