im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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