The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
ok first of all what the fuck
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