Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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